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Mexican Elections: 1460

Tim Clark
Nov 5, 2012
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From Mexico 1460:

“Look, I’m not for throwing babies to wild animals, and tearing out people’s hearts for human sacrifice. But Montezuma brought us fresh water with the aqua ducts. What would poor people do without fresh water? We’re all for getting rid of human sacrifice. Again, I’m not for human sacrifice, but we need to keep Planned Human-Sacrifice open for business. Besides it’s not Montezuma’s job to stop all human sacrifices. I know, I know. 100,000 people were sacrificed in one day. But those people had water to drink beforehand because of the aqua ducts didn’t they? There are many issues to decide this election, and for me, tearing someone’s heart out while it is still beating isn’t my number one issue. That’s why tomorrow I’m voting for Montezuma!”

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